Playing The Clarinet For Stephen Hawking

This article is my own, and I published it in the Huffington Post today:

Professor Stephen Hawking said in an interview with the New York Times:

“Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny”

This encapsulates both his tremendous sense of humour, and the immense success of his many personal and professional endeavours over the physical limitations of Motor Neurone Disease.

I was fortunate to study in the same college where Stephen Hawking worked as a Fellow: walking past his office on the way to dinner, sometimes eating in the same hall. It always felt surreal to live and study in the same place as this scientific luminary, and I spent many awe-struck dinners manoeuvring through the long students’ tables in a rather unseemly way so that I could catch a glimpse at how he uses his computer-based communication system.

Every so often, he used to join the students in the college bar where he might have been sipping a soft drink or talking to students.  It took a few terms to pluck up the courage to ask for a photo with him, and he graciously obliged. Indeed, Professor Hawking never gave the impression of an aloof celebrity scientist, he always seemed to be an authentically down-to-earth man who appreciated life and the people around him.

His self-deferential style of comedy is a feature of his many cameos on popular television series such as Star Trek: The Next Generation, The Simpsons and Futurama. He knowingly portrayed himself as a petty, self-important egotist in these and routinely stole the show. One of his funniest recent gigs was his retort to satirist John Oliver’s question “Does that mean that there is a universe our there where I am smarter than you”was “Yes. And also a universe where you’re funny”.

Nevertheless, arguably the greatest testament to his character remains how he tirelessly fought over the last few years in support of the National Health Service. His robust defence of the NHS, without which he said “I wouldn’t be here today” turned to a clinical attack of politicians in a speech at the Royal Society of Medicine where he warned of a “US-style insurance system” being brought about by ministers cutting funds and privatising the healthcare service. Alongside the NHS, he also battled to safeguard science funding and recruitment following the UK’s EU referendum decision. As I work in medicine, this elevated his status in my mind from a hero to a kind of mythic entity: he was spending his sunset years fighting for what he believed was right, with the fire in his soul burning brighter than ever.

“The NHS is Britain’s finest public service and the cornerstone of our society. The NHS brings out the best in us. We cannot lose it.”

My most vivid memory of Professor Hawking is from playing clarinet in a College Orchestra concert during my first term. I had been tasked with performing the solo from Ralph Vaughan Williams’ piece The Lark Ascending, but had not quite expected Stephen Hawking to be sitting directly opposite me. My nerves combined with a lazy embouchure and resulted in a largely squeaked segment, which seemed to last an eternity. I looked at Professor Hawking but could not deduce his thoughts as I massacred a classic English piece in my first (and last) performance.

“Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny”


Film Review – Black Panther

No significant spoilers in this review

I just saw the latest offering in the Marvel stable in IMAX 3D – Black Panther. Alongside Moon Knight and Hank Pym (who both suffer from inner demons), I’ve found the challenges of Black Panther one of the most interesting in the Marvel comics universe. Chiefly, his turmoil as he struggles with the duties of a king and his own personal values as a person and responsibilities to the world as a whole.

Black Panther from Captain America: Civil War. Source:

This is explored deftly in the new film, which gives us a socio-political quandary right at the beginning – can the isolated secret technology-rich African nation of Wakanda accept responsibility to the rest of the world (and its own continent) and open up, using its resources to help other peoples? It’s a real-life problem that many countries face, and is rendered more stark by the fact that the fictional nation of Wakanda is surrounded by poor neighbours.

Map and Location of Wakanda. Source: Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe #12 (December 1983).

This is a great popcorn film, full of well-choreographed action sequences, stunning costumes and beautiful cinematography and computer-generated imagery. In particular, the combination of these during the fights in water at a cliff-edge were pure eye candy. It’s been a while since I’ve enjoyed looking at a film so much, and the key feature here is the balance: there is never too much to see on the screen, but just enough for one to appreciate. I would highly recommend watching this film on an IMAX rather than standard screen, although the 3D elements of the film weren’t particularly crucial to the experience.

Cliff Edge water fight scene. Source:,

The performances in the film were decent, though not perfect. Chadwick Boseman was very good as T’Challa, as were Lupita Nyong’o and Danai Gurira as his warrior queen and general respectively. I didn’t quite find Letitia Wright’s Shuri as convincing, but that may be personal taste as she is a good actress in other films I’ve seen. Daniel Kaluuya as W’Kabi was outstanding, and this actor is quickly showing the range in his performances – from an excellent Black Mirror episode, to Sicario, to Get Out and now this performance laiden with subtleties. He’s come a looooong way since playing a pretty stereotyped London Nigerian parking attendant in Harry and Paul. I’ve loved Martin Freeman since his role in the UK’s Office but I found his Everett Ross performance a bit ham-fisted. Andy Serkis was outstandingly over the top as Ulysses Klaue and you can’t help to think he is wasted in his many motion capture roles, I want to see him on-screen! He reminded me of Sharlto Copley in District 9 except even more unhinged. Michael B Jordan as the thuggist Killmonger didn’t do it for me as a principal antagonist – I never felt invested in the character and why he turned out as he did, and was left thinking “What if Daniel Kaluuya had played this role…”. But this is a minor gripe given the variety of great performances throughout the cast.

Cast of Black Panther. Source:

My only other criticism of the film was that the humour wasn’t as up-there as I thought it would be – there was a particularly weak joke about “sneakers” which I’m sure was intended to be funny but the cinema was silent. This could be because I had been spoilt by Taika Waititi’s outstanding Thor:Ragnarok which had me in stitches from the beginning to the end. But the themes in this film are, perhaps, such that comedy isn’t really an important element to the story, whereas the third Thor outing had invested itself in being a comedy showpiece, which is executed expertly. In any case, I can’t complain as both films, and indeed so many of the recent Marvel Cinematic offerings, were pure entertainment. Indeed, this studio is struggling to put a foot wrong, with the exception of the absolutely awful Inhumans series.

I would thoroughly recommend this film as a piece of entertainment with some interesting questions throughout.


Book Review – “The Beautiful Death”: A fantastic graphic novel

I enjoy reading, and love tucking into my Kindle after a long day’s work. However, when I really want to treat myself I like to read Graphic Novels. I offer to the reader that this medium can provide unique experiences through a combination of word and artwork, and should be judged separately from classical literature.

The Beautiful Death from Titan Comics

As I love tales of dystopian or post-apocalyptic words, I chanced upon “The Beautiful Death”, a new 5-part series from French creator Mathieu Bablet. This is titled La Belle Mort in French, which undoubtedly sounds more enticing. I glanced at a few scenes and was immediately reminded of some classic horror manga by the Japanese legend which is Kazuo Umezu, as well as the great Junji Ito.

Basically, this is a tale set on our planet, where insects of varying sizes have taken over and humanity, as we know it, has ended. We follow three survivors who are trying to survive in this desolate world, as they follow and repeat their routine of finding a shop or home to get some canned food. They haven’t met anyone else in a long time.

Giant alien caterpillars? Source: Titan Comics

I won’t give much else of the plot away, suffice to say that it is gripping and the relationship between the characters grabs you from the beginning. What I love about this story, and indeed much Japanese manga, is that you can’t take anything for granted. The world and the protagonists are never black-and-white, but multiple shades of grey. Perhaps this is often missing in other graphic novels where there is often a hero we need to “root” for.

A desolate world awaits you. Source: Titan Comics

The world depicted in both the writing and the illustrations is barren and isolating, and the choices that the characters have to make are equally stark, leaving a “What would you do” theme throughout. The finale to the book left me gasping and has stayed with me for a while. In fact, it has rekindled my love of short-series books, as one can pick them up and finish them in an evening in the time it takes to watch a movie. I’m going to look out for this author in future, and indeed he has opened my eyes to other French artists in this medium.


Exploring the worlds of Vincent Van Gogh in Film and Virtual-Reality

The film Loving Vincent and the VR Experience The Night Cafe let you enter the mind and works of Vincent Van Gogh in unique and magical ways.

The enigmatic Vincent Van Gogh is one of the most influential and iconic figures in art. We have all encountered his most famous paintings, even if we’re not consciously aware of some of them. They imprint themselves into our collective minds in a way that is difficult to explain and comprehend. He is also a fascinating and seemingly undecipherable person, who suffered severely from depression and eventually killed himself.

Recently, we have been allowed a dip into his world through not one, but two different modalities. The film Loving Vincent is an animated biographical drama which has been lovingly and painstakingly crafted in the style of his own paintings. I watched it and was blown away by the small details in the film, which explores the circumstances surrounding Vincent Van Gogh’s death in 1890. It started as a Kickstarter campaign with 796 backers originally pledging $64,000. The outcome is a unique work of art.

It sounds rather hubristic, but I have no doubt that this film will win the 2018 nomination for best animated film.

The second way of jumping into Van Gogh’s mindscape is through The Night Cafe – A VR tribute to Vincent Van Gogh on the HTC Vive and Oculus rift. Being able to walk through a painted Van Goghian world in three dimensions is a surreal and immeasurably enjoyable experience. Although it is short, this experience from Borrowed Light Studios is free and has to be one of the most well-crafted and beautiful experiences in room-scale immersive virtual reality.

Here is my play-through:

I felt that I was living within a world made of his paintings. Not only did I appreciate his art in a new way, it also made it clear to me how Virtual Reality can have a role in forming new types of experiences that we could not imagine before.


Cryptocurrency 101 – Thinking of jumping in?

It has been hard to avoid hyperbolic news articles about the digital currency bitcoin and the enigmatic blockchain.  These words conjure various emotions for many people – for some they are secretive technologies which are purposefully obscure and impenetrable. Many associate bitcoin with greed and hypercapitalism. It has just had a mega dip, fuelled by fear and uncertainty, yet it looks like a rebound is on the cards. Could it be the time to buy?

What is the blockchain?

Simple explanation: Invented in 2008. a block is a record of new transactions (which could mean money, but can also mean voting records, medical data and many more uses). Blockchain is decentralized, meaning that it does not rely on a single computer/server/organisation.  Information on the blockchain is encrypted, and to process any transaction a complex math problems need to be solved using processing power. These problems become more difficult over time, this is “mining”.   Once each block is completed it gets added to the chain, creating a chain of blocks – a blockchain, which is permanent and unalterable. 

Now it sounds paradoxical given the focus on encryption, but blockchain is actually a public ledger – people won’t know your identity but the information from your transaction can be seen publicly. Therein lies the mantra “always trust the blockchain”.

Cryptocurrencies like bitcoin therefore use the blockchain so that monetary units can be encrypted and stored electronically within the network.

Can I get rich quick, or is this a dotcom/tulip bubble?

It is true that speculators have made this seem like a crazy market, but the fact remains that we are still in early days when it comes to cryptocurrency. The total market cap is still a tiny fraction of the Dotcom companies at the turn of the millenium.  Bitcoin was The meteoric rise of Bitcoin towards the end of 2017 may not happen again for a while, or it may do. The truth is, who knows? But the blockchain is here to stay, and we are only just discovering some of its potential. Smart money would suggest that Bitcoin and the other “altcoins” (alternatives to bitcoin) remains a good investment, especially now that it has dipped.

How to get bitcoin?

The most well-established method of purchasing Bitcoin right now is by using the San Francisco based digital exchange Coinbase. Using this exchange, you can also buy other big altcoins, each of which has its own modus operandi. If you want to sign up, please feel free to use my referral link which will give both of us $10 of free bitcoin:

What about hacks of bitcoin and cryptocurrencies?

Yes, there have been several high-profile hacks of exchanges in the news. The most notable was MtGox in 2014 when almost $450 million worth of bitcoin was stolen. Recently $500 million NEM coins was stolen from another Japanese exchange – Coincheck. Although the amount stolen is more, as the market is larger now, this has had less of an impact on cryptocurrency.

Nevertheless, people are understandably worried about the risk of hacking and stealing their hard-earned money.


The solution is to keep the majority of your cryptocurrency in a wallet. When it is on an online exchange, you always run the risk of losing it to hacks.  The safest bets are hard wallets such as the Ledger Nano S:

Only you can access the wallet, assuming you don’t lose your password!

If a hard wallet is difficult to get hold of, then at the very least a software wallet should suffice.  Exodus wallet provides the best option at present for your home computer or laptop: ). You can also find mobile app wallets such as CoinomiEnjin and Eidoo which store cryptocurrency, although remember to keep your passwords safe!

Trading Exchanges

But if you do want to trade between bitcoins and altcoins, hoping to find the “new bitcoin”, then make sure you keep your altcoins spread throughout different exchanges, not just in one. There are many exchanges, some of which are more mainstream and which have a solid infrastructure, and others which are more “badlands” territory, but where you can sometimes find bargains!  These are the ones that I use, with referral links:

Mainstream exchange (safest bets): 
BINANCE – bì or 

Binance is Chinese-owned and is a newer exchange, yet seems to be the most popular choice for new altcoins to be added at present. The infrastructure for both the online exchange and the mobile app is solid, and wallets for altcoins are well-maintained. They also promise to give you airdrops (free coins after a hard-fork) for bitcoin and other coins.

BITTREX – A safe bet for the largest spread of alts, however their infrastructure can become poor when volume is high. Wallets also take a lot of time to be updated, and also bittrex doesn’t give airdrops following hardforks. Nevertheless, it seems like a “safe bet” and the interface is easy to use.

More alternative exchanges:

These  can be the place to find bargains or coins which have not yet reached the mainstream exchanges. Alternative exchanges can also be home to “deadcoins” – coins which have been long abandoned. Whilst this sounds like dodgy territory, sometimes these tiny coins can be pumped and dumped by groups on Whatsapp and Telegram. If you find yourself holding one of these coins, you can make a tidy profit if you cash out!

COINEXCHANGE – or This is the home of “pumping and dumping”. This is a practice which attracts greed but it is very risky, because you can be the one buying at the highest price!  But if you hold a coin with a limit sell and others pump (and then dump) it,  you can suddenly cash out with minimum work even if you don’t make as much as they do!

CRYPTOPIA – or…rer=Cartesiain This New Zealand based exchange is also a marketplace for goods.. It still has pump and dumps, though perhaps not as much as Coinexchange.

Future ones to look out for (exchanges will be online later in the year):
A number of new exchanges will be released over the coming months, which promise enhanced levels of security and smoother interfaces:

COINMETRO : This will come out soon and looks promising. The team communicate very well and have a telegram group here: They are also doing an initial coin offering (link…820437c44238bd ) giving people a future stake in their exchange.

ALTCOIN.IO or This is coming out in a month or two and also has a telegram group .

These exchanges are in early development, yet are promising because they appear to prioritise communication with the customer.


Mining is another way to make money from the cryptocurrency phenomenon. But that doesn’t have to mean setting up a maze of rigs and wires like the photo above. You can sign up for cloud mining websites which do the mining for you, once you pay for a contract for a certain period of mining. This way you can get a steady regular income without having to worry about your electricity bills. There are a number of scam mining companies to avoid, so please do your own research! The two biggest cloud mining sites at the moment are:

GENESIS MINING: This is the largest cloud mining service and is easy to get started with, though their contracts do tend to be sold out a lot of the time! Feel free to use my affiliate code:  hWN94y

HASHFLARE The new kid on the block is not as slick an operation as Genesis Mining, but has more availability at present. 


Staking is an alternative to mining in some sense – all you need to do to earn with this method is hold coins in a desktop wallet, and the coins adopt a variable Proof of Stake(PoS) interest rate that gives a periodic payout.  Be careful, as a lot of the coins which work with PoS have found their value going down, so although your holdings may increase, their net value may decrease.  A lot of the coins which offer this are the smaller ones which you might only find on places like Coinexchange and Cryptopia, and you will need to download the specific wallet for that coin. Examples of PoS coins are PIVX, Netcoin, Reddcoin, Stratis, NEO, Dash, OKCash and Magi.

Good luck to you, and may you all get wealthy. Remember, wealth isn’t about having money, but having options, dreams and freedom. Don’t just dream of a lambo or island, but also giving money to something which means a lot to you. 


I just wanted a mattress…

The health benefits of looking at videos of humours cats on facebook remain under-reported.  After a stressful day at work,  I was feasting on funny felines and generally enjoying life.

This put me in a relaxed mood, and a facebook advert of a mattress made me think “I really need a mattress for my flat”, as sleeping on the hard surface of a bed frame is uncomfortable.

The advert was for LEESA, a mattress which has three layers of foam! Support foam, memory foam and avena foam!  And it rolls in and and out a box!  Plus, I can try it for 100 nights and if I don’t want it they’ll just come round and pick it up again.


I thought “I’m getting this mattress and nothing and nobody is going to stop me”. I clicked on the link and was about to order the mattress when another advert came up on my facebook , from a young lady with inhumanly white teeth and shiny eyes:


This is the SIMBA, and has springs!


It also comes in a handy little box, and also has a 100-night sleep guarantee! Weird huh? OK the shiny teeth have sold it to me. Click to order, but WAIT! Here’s another mattress-in-a-box and this one is yellow! It’s called EVE:


I want it, because there aren’t enough yellow mattresses in the world. It’s also comprised of foam, has a 100-night sleep guarantee, and comes foldable in a box. That’s it, I’m sold, this one’s….. WTF?


Another one?!? CASPER? Also foldable foam mattress in a box and with a 100-night trial?!? The lady is meditating with lots of white balloons, and it’s named after a fucking friendly ghost. How could I choose anything else? But what the hell there’s another ghost-themed foldable foam-filled bed around and it’s called GHOSTBED. Are you shitting me? This time it’s got a 101 night trial (like a mini Arabian-nights)


This couple and their dog seem really happy about their Ghostbed.  A bit too happy… if you ask me.  They’re just having too much fun on a bed. These two look more serene in the scandinavian DREAM ZEBRA:

But if I’m getting a Scandinavian mattress, I want the world to know about it. What’s the point of getting something if it has a name, however cool it is, which doesn’t say “I’ve got Ice-Cold Scandinavian style”. Enter, 


You’ll be AMAZINGLY surprised that this mattress also is foldable, has layers of foam, and has a 100-night trial. But what about the similarly-featured OTTY? This young lady looks content, at least:

And she even has mini-mattresses for her dogs:

OK this is getting sillly now, maybe I should just stick with something simple, like BRUNO?

“Sir, is this another foam-filled foldable boxed mattress with a 100-night trial” you ask? Why yes. And the symbol is a bear. But do I really want to sleep on something called Bruno…? Not really. I prefer EMMA:

OK, I’m checking out. Life’s too short to spend so much time on foldable mattresses.  But there’s another one just as I’m about to check out FFS. And this is called THE MINISTRY OF SLEEP:

How can I ignore something called The Ministry of Sleep? It makes sleeping on a foldable foam-filled mattress delivered in a box with a 100 night guarantee sound more official.  OK i’ll… Oh COME ON….

I think I’ll sleep on the floor